
And to make it even funnier, I said it to Sheik, who immediately asked me if I was a potato.
When I asked her why, she said she would smash me.
How is that woman so damn smooth?!
-Allēna
Excellence and batshittery, done on purpose.
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And to make it even funnier, I said it to Sheik, who immediately asked me if I was a potato.
When I asked her why, she said she would smash me.
How is that woman so damn smooth?!
-Allēna
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