Egad, what a joyous day it is to have eyeballs on the Internet. I make Things and contend with Ailments. Welcome to chaos. Hehe.
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One full day post seizure and I feel like my brainhole is made of swirly raspberry ice cream….
-Allēna #seizure #postictal #strokesurvivor #recovery #medicaldiary #whatamievendoing
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I am the eepiest Lēna to ever survive.
(I had another BIG seizure of some kind last night)
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I stand corrected in the best way.
WAIT NO MY BLOG POSTING STREAK IS STILL ALIVE, I’M UP TO 180 DAYS AHAHAHAHA -Allēna
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RIP blog streak, but at least the site is back up.
Got my blog back up and running, but I might have lost my 170+ day posting streak according to the Jetpack app 😭😭 RIP streak… You were a real one… -Allēna
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My favorite limerick of all time:
The poodle is getting quite hairy/in a few days she’ll be quite scary/she needs to be shaved/and better behave/or we’ll tie her to the hackberry. Written by my dad (1968-2016). -Allēna
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That feeling when a terrifying vision of the future knocks you on your ass at 4:53 AM:
-Allēna
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I’ve seen too much bullshit entirely by accident to not want to leave my den of blankets UNLESS there’s very good reason to, like a very large subwoofer or a tasty dinner.
If there is anything the past half decade has taught me it’s that I would much rather be Over Here. Will I end up being Over Here due to boredom, curiosity, sheer God tier rizz, etc.? Probably not… -Allēna
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To all BBQ joints in the Midwest:
Have you considered hiring a crazy Texan Aquarius who absolutely loves fire to smoke your meats? Your establishment and/or the Aquarius might not survive and you might have to keep 91 on speed dial, BUT your meats will become IMMACULATE in the interim…. -Allēna
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Tfw when you get toooooo stoned.
It feels like this sometimes. -Allēna #lotr #stoner #baked
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Huh. It would appear we keep an e-diary of sorts. I’m posting here as a sort of bookmark so I know to come back to this later… -Lou, it/its, age 14. I’m new here and overwhelmed.