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My deranged glowstick of a spine did not, in fact, stop crackling all day yesterday.
And my phone is down for the count, and my local triad is looking to all need to move in together again out of necessity. You might recall that my local triad exploding LAST summer, if you’ve been around these parts this long, is what spawned this blog in the first place. I’d say that…
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Welp.
Turns out that Plan B is to come across kush so good that you have a panic attack of such epic proportions that you have to explain to some very attractive firemen that no, you probably aren’t dying (this time), you’re just having an anxiety attack lmfao. NOT my proudest moment ever. -Allēna
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Well, Zelda and I WERE going to go to Summerfest today,
but then my spine decided to act like it was trying to win the spontaneous combustion competition grand prize or something and I am in a fuckload of pain. Sooo, onto plan B, whatever that may be. TBD. -Allēna
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I caught wind of this prank via a Josh Johnson sketch and it’s honestly the most precious thing ever.
Behold, the Goodnight Prank. Enjoy. -Allena
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Holy sonic gold..
One of my dearest friends put me onto this kickass album: https://open.spotify.com/album/5eS9zcWHCbkOiyXPRiIgg4?si=B0Gr6IJjSlyjMwiesdozxg -Allēna
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Wheeeeee
Actually taking my ADHD meds today for the first time in as many weeks because I am nearly out of weed products and I would rather not be the eepiest Lēna to ever live today. Time to release my inner bitches… -Allēna
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A classic tbh.
After a string of very weird dreams from the floor of the only room in the house with reliable AC, I woke with this stuck in my head: https://open.spotify.com/track/6TRQPx5Z0YZ0pCQX7JbtlS?si=uLX1-zb-S9ujACO9mfomzw -Allēna
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Well I was not expecting Sailor Moon to make me ugly cry before noon, but here we are.. -Allēna
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There are days that I absolutely hate people. Today is one of those days. To clarify, I am safe, just grouchy…
Well, today has been ass because some motherfucker in a comments section decided to threaten my life horrifically this morning, so we had to bug out for a hot minute. It was….ah, extremely free. At least I got some cool books out of it and met some awesome people. -Allēna
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All hail Captain Fluffybutt Morgan, the real MVP of my birthday party.
The highlight of last night’s party was honestly my partner’s fluff mcfuck polydactyl tabby cat VERY INSISTENTLY crashing the party and probably having the best time out of anyone there 🤣 I did wish for a party captain, and that’s her name….🤣🤣🤣 -Allēna