The Secret Sorcerer Society
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Ashley Halliwell
Ashley Halliwell
@opensorceryy@opensorceryy.co

Egad, what a joyous day it is to have eyeballs on the Internet. I make Things and contend with Ailments. Welcome to chaos. Hehe.

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  • 5:30 AM is the best time to drop some straight up FIRE I GUESS?!?

    This poem was wedged in my brainhole for half the night, so I did a TTRPG round about it. Enjoy some fire 🔥🔥🔥 -Allēna

  • What is up with our brainhole this morning?

    Woke up briefly with “Bad Romance” just LOOPING in my head. Wtf? I haven’t properly listened to that song in yeaaaaars. -soup? unclear who is fronting for once

  • Lil screamer. -Allēna

  • You bet I waved at that fucking horse in particular.

    A cop horse shat during the Milwaukee Pride parade today at the intersection of 2nd and National, thereby creating the greatest piece of anti-cop protest art I’ve ever seen in my entire life. That blessed Clydesdale said ACAB. -Allēna

  • What have y’all been listening to lately??

    I rediscovered this cover of “Whip It” originally by Devo but redone by Brazilian Girls that I first heard in 2017 and I still love it as much as the day I first heard it. Gods, what an earworm. -Allēna

  • Wheeeeeee, another late night.

    Stayed up far too late watching Sailor Moon and being worried about Véra beany who may be having some kind of allergic reaction – I’ve been doing research there and my spouse and I have been attempting to remove possible triggers – so now it’s time to take on today after sleeping for 7hrs ..…

  • You REALLY, REALLY cannot script this shit.

    The fact that DJT and Elongated Muskrat are having a HIGHLY PUBLICIZED breakup during Pride and Gemini szn is not lost on me. The fact that DJT is a June Gemini is also not lost on me. But you know who else is ALSO a June Gemini and this fact makes this 10x funnier? DJT’s…

  • I am hungry.

    I think I’m going to go heat up meats pasta or something and pray I don’t get nauseous… -Allēna

  • I am tired and require caffeine or sleep. Just not like this.

    Just Black Coffee Group Chat Discussions. -Allēna #shitpost #ibs #disabilities #coffeelover #williammckinley

  • To whom it may concern at Discord HQ.

    Dear Discord. Please do a better job of letting me know if I am ACTUALLY FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE ON YOUR GODSFORSAKEN APP NEXT TIME I DM THEM RATHER THAN SIMPLY HAVING 5,000,000,006 (five billion and six) mutual servers with them?!?!? I NEED TO KNOW THIS FOR REASONS. THANK YOU. -Allēna