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How to be a web designer:
1. Open your web design program. 2. Sin. 3. Attempt to atone for your sins when the first sins didn’t turn out right. 4. Scream when you wonder if being a web designer is atonement for some sin in and of itself. 5. Repeat until the project works. -Allēna #WebDesign
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I just saw a blogging prompt that went like “if there were a biography about you, what would the title be?”
Well… Lemme tell y’all. For years, I’ve wanted to write a tongue in cheek memoir about my system’s misadventures called How To Win At Life. 🤣 -Allēna #Lore #Memoir #Autobiography
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So I joined Finch..
And after all of the technology related screaming about needing a rubber duck to cuss at yesterday, guess what one of my partners sends me on this fucking app. A rubber duck. I already had cute aggression from this app. Now I have TURBO cute aggression. #FinchApp -Allēna
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My overnight bag is some bag of holding bullshit.
I swear, contents include: -every vape I’ve ever owned -an Apple II (at the very bottom, for safekeeping purposes) -everything EXCEPT the thing I’m looking for -portal to a parallel universe (TBD) -Allēna #AuDHD #NEISvoid #objectimpermanence
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I am slowly winding down for sleep.
But my brain is taking forever and a day to cooperate, so I am here, alas, posting again. I don’t know if such things are necessarily helpful, but here we are. At least it’ll help me detangle the Gordian knot that is my brainhole. -Allēna
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Anyone else feel like such a tightly compressed ball of emotions that they could just do this?
I sure fucking do. So… Be fucking warned, I am using my emotions to create stuff and nonsense and it’s beautiful. -Allēna
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Chilling in my blanket lump.
“You Are The Apple” by Lady Lamb never fails to be a fucking banger. -Allēna
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AAAAAAGHHHH
Well I managed to sign into Bluesky by setting bsky.social as my hosting provider on the login screen. I’ll take my damn rubber duck now. -Allēna
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Roughly an hour later…
I am now vibing…openly. Is this the answer to all my troubleshooting woes?? -Allēna #OpenVibe
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AT Protocol Adventures
So I got this nifty new app called Pinksky today because I was bored and frontstuck. It’s supposed to compete with Bluesky’s adjacent Instagram competitor app Flashes, and it’s also built on top of the same shit Bluesky is, the AT Protocol. I tried to log in, but it wouldn’t let me. So, in an…