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Aristocats update 4:
Edgar sucks at driving. Or uhhhh.. Motorbiking?? And these dogs are so damn funny 🤣 -Castor
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Aristocats update 3:
“but Edgar takes such good care of us!!” Meanwhile, Edgar is literally cooking an accursed sleeping pill concoction… -Castor
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Aristocats update 2:
The implications that Adelaide and Georges have some kind of… Thing… Going on are great 🤣 -Castor
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Aristocrats update #1:
There’s a content warning on Disney+ apologizing for the negative stereotypes of people… OH NO. -Castor
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Emerson and I are about to watch the Aristocrats, a movie that I, Castor, have not seen since I was a child, but was my comfort movie to such a degree that I have seen it 900+ times. Yes, my father did the math. Your bitch was obsessed.
And #actuallyautistic. Uhhh… Brace for commentary.
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Lazarus scares me sometimes.
Why? My motherfucking headmate got a nasty feeling Mt. Spurr in Alaska was gonna erupt after seeing it on the USGS list of volcanoes with elevated activity a few weeks ago. Spurr now has “50/50” odds of erupting, according to scientists.. #tbi #didsystem -Allēna
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Guess who’s been asleep for most of this afternoon!
If you guessed this bitch, you win a prize. The prize is the knowledge that I’m feeling uneasy. No idea why. Yes??? Is yes a good answer?? #NEISvoid #chronicfatigue -Allēna
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“Why are all of our plants lawyers?!”
-out of context nonsense from yours truly (Allēna)
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I find it hilarious that Open Vibe has a prompt when I go to post that says “your thoughts?”
Bitch, what makes you think I’ve had a coherent thought locked and loaded since 2010?! This is all improv, baby. -Allēna
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Will everything I post for the foreseeable future have typos?
[I shake the magic 8 ball in my brain] Magic 8 ball, being a contrarian bitch: stcrdsuhuijfddssAAAAAAeerfh try again later…?!? Me: fine. Keep your secrets. [I send the post. It’s all typos] #NEISvoid #chronicfatigue -Allēna