Egad, what a joyous day it is to have eyeballs on the Internet. I make Things and contend with Ailments. Welcome to chaos. Hehe.
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I cleaned up the body’s face, lol.
The facial hair was making me fucking dysphoric, so I took a razor to it and fixed it. Enjoy my very tired face. I certainly feel better now. Laz is agender and doesn’t give a flying fuck how the body looks, and Theo is masc but clean shaven himself. So this decision is a good…
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Dear Internet Diary,
I need a shower but my damn brain is not letting me do it. Instead, it is insisting that I do every damn thing else and taking me on infinite side quests. Help. Sincerely, -Lazarus
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I’ve crafted a new profile photo for the Zelda System.
The world is a bathroom, therefore y’all deserve the gift of their new photo, as well. His name is Tom Chongadil. He’s a desert rain frog. He is an all power war god who is angry at all actions. Hear him roar. I’ll be taking suggestions if any of y’all want me to curse your…
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Damnit, Jim, I’m a Linguist, Not a Functional Person!
So I had a dream last night that a very hot man who was originally from New Zealand spoke to me in his native accent and it sort of broke my brainhole. I crafted this Commemorative Shitpost to celebrate it. Poor sexy Kiwi man in my dream. If you’re out there, you ruptured me. I’m…
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If you can’t win them over with knowledge, baffle them with bullshit.
-Lazarus
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Me when I’m asked any question ever:
Brain doesn’t work. I can’t help you there, bud. -Lazarus
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One (1) dumbass, delivered.
A self portrait. Can I draw hands? The jury is out. Anyway, it’s me. -Lazarus ✨🪕🤣
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A new painting for y’all!
Enjoy! -Allēna
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Can you contact me in a timely manner? Sources say no.
The above post is silly but 100% accurate. I’m known for forgetting apps exist, and audible notifications literally jumpscare me. Your best hope to reach me in a timely manner is to astral project into my dreams. 🤣 My partners can confirm that. -Allēna
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In reference to my previous post:
Cops probably have shit taste in music. Just like the rest of their shit life decisions. -Allēna