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Ashley Halliwell
Ashley Halliwell
@opensorceryy@opensorceryy.co

Egad, what a joyous day it is to have eyeballs on the Internet. I make Things and contend with Ailments. Welcome to chaos. Hehe.

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  • Bespoke Vibes Crafted Here

    Jesus wept.

  • Thorn in Y’all’s Side

    Soooo during today’s most recent round of Internet Foraging, I came across this dubious little gem… My internal medievalist, linguist, and my internal lack of gender are all screaming. Because, fortunately or unfortunately for everyone witnessing this beautiful piece of nonsense, this glorious character Þ is called a thorn, and it is actually pronounced like…

  • Slut Identification

    I have no CLUE what kind of slut this is, r/Brisbane. All I know is that occasionally I relate to it in my soul. -Lazarus

  • The Gift And Curse of Associative Memory, Part Ten Billion

    Every time I’ve opened Tusky, my Mastodon client, today, I get this goddamned song stuck in my head. Figuring out all of the various and sundry Fedi plugins I can integrate with WordPress is AMAZING. I’m having a blast exploring the Fediverse. But I swear, if I get this drumbeat stuck in my brainhole ONE…

  • Wait, You’re Telling Me I Can Be PAID to Take The Train If I Make Enough Of A Stink About Flying?!

    Reblog via Climate News Now This Italian climate researcher was fired for refusing to fly – now he’s won compensation. The researcher hopes his case will inspire others to try flight-free travel. #ClimateChange https://www.euronews.com/green/2025/01/15/this-italian-climate-researcher-was-fired-for-refusing-to-fly-now-hes-won-compensation Oh, please, Italian climate researcher. Teach my grumpy crippled ass your legendary ways. If there is anything I love doing, it’s…

  • Mastodon Client Tomfuckery Update Part One…

    So. Posting from here (Tusky) did NOT break my site. Not only THAT, but it may be more convenient for me to use this in tandem with the standard editor AND my Friends plugin on WP or like. A Web browser client. Watch this space for further attractions as I scream into the void and…

  • If You Don’t Kick The  Nazis Out, You End Up With A Nazi Bar (Or Social Media Platform, or What Have You).

    Reblog via Stjep After the late 1940s the mantra was “If you see a Nazi, punch a Nazi”, plain and simple. This then became “Maybe it’s not okay to punch Nazis, and we should have discussions with them” a few decades later, and now look where we ended up. Honestly, I have to agree with…

  • Holy Shit, Another Cold Snap!

    Well, I guess I am awake, and it seems I have taken the powers of the Fediverse to new heights, as I am LITERALLY POSTING THIS from a Mastodon client rather than the standard WordPress editor I normally use, lol. Let’s see how this goes, if this breaks my site, etc.. Huzzah for failing my…

  • Ooops, I Guess I Forgot To Sleep

    …. Because I found this hilarious meme. But first, a Scenario. My mother, Hera: INTEGRATED??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SYSTEM INTEGRATED?!? THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!! Me, having just changed my name on Facebook to Lazarus: Thanks, frog meme people. Now, goodnight, hopefully. 🤣 Stay tuned for more magic! -Lazarus

  • A Classic Example of What Not to Do

    Hello, everyone! Lazarus here. I was talking with Emerson about this web design class he was sitting in today, and we both came to the conclusion that I would be Immediately Sacked if I ever taught a web design class in real life. However, that did not stop my exceedingly sleepy brainhole from vividly imagining…