The Secret Sorcerer Society
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Ashley Halliwell
Ashley Halliwell
@opensorceryy@opensorceryy.co

Egad, what a joyous day it is to have eyeballs on the Internet. I make Things and contend with Ailments. Welcome to chaos. Hehe.

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  • It’s us!

    Delta sent me this. As a proud feral shitposter and lifelong fucking troll, I approve this message. 🤣 -Allēna

  • Why do all of these damn prompts have to be so damn boring?

    List five things you do for fun. Today’s Day One prompt I’m gonna take a leaf out of Lazarus’ book and completely ignore the spirit of it. Step it up, people. BORING! NEXT! -Allēna

  • A message to anyone learning a new skill:

    This doesn’t just apply to cooking. Xavier used to always tell me before he died that you have to learn the rules to anything before you can break them. And this man was a certifiable genius across the board – brilliant cook, chaos programmer, astonishing writer, ruthless editor. I swear he did everything by his…

  • Despite Lazarus saying they needed to stay away from volcano alerts in a previous post, we are now subscribed to volcano alert emails from USGS.

    And Kilauea in Hawai’i is erupting again after a short pause. I’ll paste the text of the email below in a quote: If you live out there, stay safe, friends. Science is cool. -Allēna

  • RIP my guts, I suppose.

    I seem to have come down with some kind of stomach bug. Given that norovirus is going around, I’m on my period, and I have no fucking immune system when my period hits, it’s probably noro. YAY. Send memes. Or more Pepto-Bismol. -Allēna

  • Entropy

    Reblog via Cora Grace Hardware is always getting better.Unfortunately, software is always getting worse.and software gets worse faster than hardware gets better. Real, though. This is why we built Open Sorcery as lean and clean as we could. -Allēna

  • Well, shit. We do take after our father…

    Do you ever have one of those moments where you just sit back and go “Jesus Henry Christ, I’ve become my father!” Well, my system is having one. The fact that we have a chaos blog itself, the articles and thoughts we’ve begun collecting and sharing under the UsPol tag, or even the fact that…

  • You should know you’ve fucked up if a BISHOP is calling you out on national television…

    So this happened, and Trump isn’t happy. Let him rave, though. Good for Bishop Budde. Hallelujah. -Allēna

  • Well, it’s almost 7:30 AM, I’m nauseated, so I’ve been doing some light reading.

    And it appears that there are more people who also said “fuck it” to systems in play going on in the world right now and are also rolling with the punches while trying to build better ways of doing things. One of those people is English professor Jem Bendell. I’m not sure yet if I…

  • Well… Here’s an asshat.

    This is Emerson‘s and my cat Vera. Her ass is on his hat. 🤣 Speaking of asshats, I appear to have returned from an extended sabbatical of sorts? We’re still trying to figure out why I vanished, but I am back and filling in for Lazarus for the time being, who is very asleep right…