Egad, what a joyous day it is to have eyeballs on the Internet. I make Things and contend with Ailments. Welcome to chaos. Hehe.
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Professionalism or whatever.
If I ever had a #LinkedIn profile photo as a hotshot web designer or something for some big wig Silicon Valley company, THIS would be the one I would choose… #vibes 📸: @healinggold.bsky.social -Allēna
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A comedy of errors.
If you pronounce the first syllable of “mercantile” like the first syllable in “mercenary”, it starts to sound like a store where a mercenary stocks up on supplies 🤣 -Allēna #words #languagelover #mercenary #wordplay #amwriting
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I pondered my orb and the orb has spoken. This is what it had to say.
If you think about it, people blocking each other IRL over very specific and niche disagreements is how a LOT of wars gets started. -Allēna #worldhistory #sociology #internetculture
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[on the main stage at the healthy communication convention]
Me: hi, everyone. My name’s Lēna. I’m doing fine today. I’m not mad at anything at all- [I am immediately booed offstage with cries of “fake idgafer”, “I’ve read your work”, and at least two (2) rotten tomatoes]
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REALLY, THOUGH. Or the gut wrenching third option that takes you months to years to get over where you’re like “😭😭😭” -Allēna
Original post: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fsvhhwtr2n77kvmvv66dyahw/post/3loro2izhmc2g
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Piehole warning.
It is 1:38 AM, and for the past several minutes (at least 2), I have been ACCOSTED on the blog by a man who goes by the name Phil Connors in the comments section of my time loop post. My sources tell me he likes shoving entire slices of cake into his face. Brace yourself,…
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It is after midnight and I am thinking thoughts.
That God Damned Time Loop Though. -Allēna #sciencefiction
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I made this for y’all, hehe.
Some art based on my poem “Lorain Co., Ohio”. “Lorain Co.” appears in full in my zine Vernal, which is currently part of a fantastic bundle with so many other gifted creators. 💛 Grab your copy of the bundle here: https://itch.io/b/3015/disabled-creators-jamboree-bundle-sale -Allēna #poetry #digitalart #zine #vernal
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Whoa…
Holy fuck. #InsomniaJam2025 has another submission and it blew me away. “I CAN’T FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE” by @diandianthus.bsky.social is a striking zine about the horrific experience of chronic fatigue and insomnia. Read it here: https://noxether.itch.io/i-cant-fucking-take-this-anymore -Allēna #zine #perzine