Egad, what a joyous day it is to have eyeballs on the Internet. I make Things and contend with Ailments. Welcome to chaos. Hehe.
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A poem for today.
I hail from the hellfire that raised meAnd the shadows that granted me solaceBlack as the Pit from pole to pole – And I thank whatever gods may beFor my unconquerable soul -The years that lay aheadAre but a shadow of the menace of the trail I’ve already blazedI come armed with the horror Of…
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On a somewhat lighter note,
On a somewhat lighter note, This is PRECISELY how taking a shower feels. I swear most of the so called executives in my brain are like. Greenhorn neurotypical Harvard Business School grads who are so AGGRESSIVELY NORMIE that they’d punch a barista if they got their triple shot breve no foam Starbucks order wrong on…
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Well, the Cheeto has Landed.
And in light of that, have this. You don’t have to open the door for any cop, unless they have a warrant signed by a judge. And from there, if they do, they’ll lie. Their questions actually mean “can we detain this person and do all manner of unspeakable things to them.” Remember what happened…
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Speaking of rediscovering old platforms…
Did you know Open Sorcery has a Discord server?! You can join it here. Enjoy the chaos, lol. -Lazarus
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POV: I open Tumblr and remember why I will never delete that damn thing.
Apparently they have communities on there now?? This site has done very little but age like a very batshit fine wine. Find my Tumblr chaos here. -Lazarus
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Bespoke Vibes Crafted Here
Jesus wept.
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Thorn in Y’all’s Side
Soooo during today’s most recent round of Internet Foraging, I came across this dubious little gem… My internal medievalist, linguist, and my internal lack of gender are all screaming. Because, fortunately or unfortunately for everyone witnessing this beautiful piece of nonsense, this glorious character Þ is called a thorn, and it is actually pronounced like…
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Slut Identification
I have no CLUE what kind of slut this is, r/Brisbane. All I know is that occasionally I relate to it in my soul. -Lazarus