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  • For once I don’t want to bullshit this prompt.

    What would you do if you won the lottery? If I won the lottery, I would buy a big ass plot of land (a square mile plus) in the middle of nowhere – not gonna tell you hooligans where because this is the fucking Internet and people are weird – and start a neuroqueer commune…

  • I’m home alone and was listening to some industrial music Delta sent.

    This is how tiny cat responded… Do we think she was enjoying it? -Allēna

  • So my phone is in a hostage situation, apparently…

    This actually fucking happened. My phone is named the fucking HOSTAGE on Google. Which one of my fucking headmates did this?! Since we’re mostly integrated, the world may never know… -Allēna

  • New painting just dropped!

    My friend mk saw my post about cursing profile photos and asked for a new banner for its socials. So I delivered. It has a cool hot pink and blank void punk aesthetic across its socials which I frankly love (hot pink is my favorite color) so this was a pleasure to paint. The banner…

  • My tiny cat has BETRAYED ME.

    I am on the couch tonight because Zelda is crashing at Emerson‘s and my place and there’s no room in the bed, and tiny girl was keeping my spot warm. You’d think this was good, right? Wrong. This utter baby farts like an ADULT CLYDESDALE. I love this cat but JESUS HENRY CHRIST. My couch?…

  • Thanks, charisma.

    People tend to act like this when they see me: Meanwhile I’m like this for years: Do I ever figure it out? Occasionally. Does my brain shit a sideways brick first. Almost always. YAY, emotions! -Allēna

  • True.

    Reblog via Wuzzy Someone just perfectly summed up the transphobic policies of some states: “If you have to sign legislation to enforce a gender binary, you lose the argument that that binary is natural.” Yes. Non-binary people exist no matter what the law says. #NonBinary #gender #bigotry #oppression #state #law We will always exist. Suck…

  • Coffeeshop AU

    Having worked in two different Starbucks locations for the better part of a year, I can confirm that yes, coffeeshops are an alternate dimension of fuckery. Except most of the time, in my case, the fuckery in question was me. Storytime, fuckers. In 2016, a few months after losing my dad, I decided it was…

  • This is how I feel about everything I’ve ever made, software related or otherwise.

    Sharing is caring. -Allēna

  • My cat children are so cute I had a fucking MELTDOWN today…

    How are they so small??? And so good?? -Allēna