Tag: MadMastodon
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As the lab results roll in, I’m hard at work on medical theories because that’s what we do..
It’s plausible that due to Hera‘s incredible (heavy sarcasm) DIY MKULTRA scheme she put us through in our late teens and early twenties, the high doses of lithium we were on damaged our pituitary gland, adrenals, and kidneys while our thyroid bounced back, aided by the Vitamin B100 experiment Laz started a few months ago.…
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Getting Back on Track
When we were younger, mid teens or so, our family would always accuse us of having a one track mind and say that we needed to “get off the track” when we hyperfocused on something a bit too hard for their taste or comfort. I, Allēna, am particularly bad about that. I’m very tightly wound,…
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Poor Lazarus when they’re caught in the middle of a situation they can do nothing about is often like:
🎶That’s me in the corner That’s me fucking my fleshlight Squawking like a chicken🎶 That’s payback for THE ENTIRE SLEW OF MEMES ROASTING ME the other day, dumbass 🤣 -Castor
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These appeared to me in a dream…
In the dream, I guess we had created an ad campaign for this site and these ads and others were fuckin EVERYWHERE, guerilla marketing style. And I have to say, I think my subconscious kinda cooked here. Seeing as more people seem to be commenting on here and about Open Sorcery in DMs (looking at…
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Valentine’s Day Thoughts
In all honesty, I never really think about that holiday?? My sweet Danish partner reminded me it existed today and I told him that due to my time blindness I’m likely to find myself in a situation out of a sitcom where someone who has a crush on me invites me over or something, I…
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Unraveling: A Zine
I made my first zine today because I was bored and needed a vent. If you want a copy of your own, it’s free to download over here! I hope you enjoyed this zine! I had a lot of fun making it. -Castor
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Damn it, River.
My fucking headmate thought it was an excellent and hilarious fucking idea to schedule a neurologist appointment on the day our father died of brain cancer nine years prior and then make me handle it. At least Lazarus had the fucking foresight to get it switched to a virtual appointment several damn days ago so…
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I’m bored, so have a collection of memes that describe my headmate Castor.
He’s the system’s original host, and is known for showing up, giving Zero Fucks, Saying Very Cryptic Things, and then disappearing again. What a fucking guy. -Lazarus
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Sorry I don’t have more cat pictures or anything for y’all today.
The more I sit with the realization that what my system is dealing with is complex grief about the state of the world and life and things, the more it feels like I’m swimming in an ocean of just… Sadness. I’m safe, it’s just a lot to feel. Hence why I’m writing here. I don’t…
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HE’S JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL 🤣🤣🤣
One of my crushes sent me this and it basically hit me in the damn soul and I started crying laughing and had to share it here. If I don’t know you or trust you, I would rather do ANYTHING ELSE than acknowledge that you’ve just flirted with me, but believe me, I know, and…