Egad, what a joyous day it is to have eyeballs on the Internet. I make Things and contend with Ailments. Welcome to chaos. Hehe.
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One (1) dumbass, delivered.
A self portrait. Can I draw hands? The jury is out. Anyway, it’s me. -Lazarus ✨🪕🤣
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A new painting for y’all!
Enjoy! -Allēna
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Can you contact me in a timely manner? Sources say no.
The above post is silly but 100% accurate. I’m known for forgetting apps exist, and audible notifications literally jumpscare me. Your best hope to reach me in a timely manner is to astral project into my dreams. 🤣 My partners can confirm that. -Allēna
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In reference to my previous post:
Cops probably have shit taste in music. Just like the rest of their shit life decisions. -Allēna
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Vibing to this today.
Mumford and Sons never fucking fails. -Allēna
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Group Chat Tomfuckery With Emerson
So I sent the group chat I have with Emerson and Zelda this interaction I had had in a witchy Facebook group. This is how it went down. I’m nicknamed Yakul in the chat, Emerson is responding here, but not labeled. Why are we like this?? 🤣 -Allēna
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This appeared to me in a vision.
And to make it even funnier, I said it to Sheik, who immediately asked me if I was a potato. When I asked her why, she said she would smash me. How is that woman so damn smooth?! -Allēna
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My thoughts on programming, etc..
Do I have some programming knowledge? Yes. Could I get more? Yeah, if I wanted to and had the fucking patience, so on, and so forth. Do I learn more when I want and need to? Absolutely. Do I mostly just use what I have to play around and shitpost? OHHH, YEAHHH. -Allēna
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I see shitposting is alive and well on Bluesky…
Here are some examples. It has a mixture of classic Twitter and Tumblr energy so far. Fucking hilarious. Not bad for something I stumbled into… -Allēna
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Lazarus speaks a dialect all their own.
Here are a few examples. Images are from our Bluesky account because I joined by accident trying to make Bridgyfed work yesterday, lol. Before the “chronically sick” shirt, they were wearing a shirt in headspace that was the same sort of thing, except with pink italicized text that read “want me to bone apple yeet…