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Excellence and batshittery, done on purpose.

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Valentine’s Day Thoughts

In all honesty, I never really think about that holiday??

My sweet Danish partner reminded me it existed today and I told him that due to my time blindness I’m likely to find myself in a situation out of a sitcom where someone who has a crush on me invites me over or something, I have no fucking clue what day it is, everyone else gets extremely upset with me, and I just end up rolling with it and they confess their love for me with flowers and chocolate and I’m like “I’m so sorry… what year is it again” 😭

I’ve forgotten my own birthday before. I’m not fucking kidding. I tend to forget Valentine’s Day exists especially hard because I wasn’t exactly…. Desirable until well into adulthood, and even now it’s still a mindfuck to me that people want to date me at all? So wheee. AuDHD is a helluva thing.

-Allēna

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3 responses to “Valentine’s Day Thoughts”

  1. Emerson Avatar
    Emerson

    Can confirm. Brought Allēna a personal sized birthday cake one year and it took literal full length minutes for that one to remember what day it was.

    1. Ashley Halliwell Avatar

      …. Yes. Yes he fucking did. It took SEVERAL LEGAL MINUTES TO PROCESS THAT IT WAS, IN FACT, MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY.

    2. Ashley Halliwell Avatar

      OOOPS. 😬🤣🤣🤣😭😭

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