Open Sorcery is the world of Lazarus Halliwell.

Excellence and batshittery, done on purpose.

I’m Lazarus. I make art, music, poems, plays, and magic for the quiet, brilliant, broken ones. If this is you, welcome home. I adopt your kind.

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More about me here.

Please note that, with rare exceptions, any and all names mentioned in this blog are pseudonyms except our own. We want to be able to speak freely without doxxing anyone.

Poor Lazarus when they’re caught in the middle of a situation they can do nothing about is often like:

🎶That’s me in the corner

That’s me fucking my fleshlight

Squawking like a chicken🎶

That’s payback for THE ENTIRE SLEW OF MEMES ROASTING ME the other day, dumbass 🤣

-Castor

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